A Trip to COCA

Monday ( 23 May )
Today is 23 may... A very very special day to me... Because today is the special day that my $16 COCA voucher will expire... lolz. So 2 days ago, I start to plan an attack on COCA today. I managed to find 3 ppl in my table... Kang found another 2 ppl. Why I need to find 3 ppl for my table leh is because 1 table can use 2 voucher... We have 4 voucher so have to split to 2 table. I think the best is 1 table 4 person... so each will have a $4 discount...lolz. My maths very good hor? lolz. Den we reach there and I told david, my manager, we wan 2 table... den david very nice... give us 1 big table but let us use 4 voucher... haha... Staff is staff... got different treatment de... lolz. Den we can order tom yam soup for FREE... lolz. So nice... wahahaha... Den we start to eat... den we talk about our orientation. Kang so lucky. His SP camp damn fun lor. I love the night trail thing... lolz. Den we eat eat eat until like 1pm plus plus... Den most of us are like full liao... Den we get to have dessert... FREE... muhahaha... so nice. We choose the east meet west... wahahaha. That dessert is new desset... usually our big boss come den got serve de... I get to eat that too... :p Den after dessert we went to play LAN at douby ghaut... Nearly cannot find a place to play. Today holiday mah so most LAN shop are full. Managed to find one shop with 7 coms for all of us. But we were seperated... In the end very messy... some of us ended up playing single player game there... lolz. I tried out SWAT 4, star wars battle front and doom 3... not bad lar. Den I saw some ppl play ragnarok online. I heard this game b4... but nv really see it b4. And today I saw it... the graphic was damn nice. It uses sprites... Like those old games in sega or SNES. Very nice lor... I think its much nicer than maple... lolz. We play until 6pm++. Den me and kang go back to lavender again to work... sianz. We reach COCA is 6.50pm. After changing our uniform, its 7pm liao... pengz... Jus nice. Den jenny saw us and say lunch eat very full so no need to eat liao rite? Wah... news in COCA spread very fast... lolz. Den we work until 11pm. We psyco kitchen auntie to make desserts for us... lolz.

DET orientation

Sunday ( 15 May )
CS early morning sms me say TODAY wan to go to sim lim... And I dunno eye got stamp or wat so I thought he say TOMOLO go sim lim. So I agreed. Den he sms me say he reach liao... Den i stun tio... Quickly check pervious sms and found out he say TODAY... I was late liao so ask him go slowly eat lunch 1st... lolz. Suppose to meet him at 12.15pm... Den in the end I 1pm den reach... lolz. I decided to go sim lim den directly go to work liao... don wan go back home cos bugis and lavender is so near. At sim lim saw a damn cute chio bu selling LCD monitor... but nv talk to her cos only CS interested in LCD monitor.. I also interested but don intend to buy so fast... Den walk around... look look... see see... And I saw a movie call AppleSeed. I saw the trailer from internet b4... like very nice... But DVD is like $60 plus... Sianz. Her the shopkeeper got VCD version or not she say dunno... haven come yet... Sianz. Den go eat dinner... And by the time we eat finish and go back MRT station, it was 6pm liao... so fast de... lolz. At 1st intend to walk from bugis to lavender... Den i scare will become lost so took MRT instead... lolz. Today work at Sect A... And strangly, not much customer in sect A today... maybe my face scared them away bah... lolz. Den got 1 table got 4 adult and 1 little gal. Den the little gal sick so she eat half bowl of rice... Den the parent told me mah... Ask me can don charge her... I also don intend to charge her lar... half bowl of rice for $18++ is really too much... Den I go ask cashier lor... Jenny say must ask manager... Den i ask manager lor... manager say don charge lor... Lucky my manager is a good guy... lolz. If he is evil guy, den i have to make fake account... write 4 adult came only... lolz. Den later the table say I serve them very good... Ask me whether got feedback form or not... they wanna praise me... -_-" 1st time got ppl praise me wor... very song... lolz. Den I say no feedback form lar... they say wan to tell my manager... Den i say no need lor... aiyo... praise until like that... i cannot take it le... lolz. The mother say wan tell my manager... den the father say u wan ask manager add his pay or promote him to captain? -_-" I part-time only lor... wont add pay de... And comfirm wont be captain one lor... Inexperience... somemore where got captain 1 week come few days only? lolz. In the end they give me 4 dollar wor... But our tips is must share one... somemore part-timers wont get to share it... -_-" Den I complain to jenny say I should have told customer no need give tips cos i wont get it... Den she say don sabo the full-timers hor... lolz.

Monday ( 16 May )
Arrange to meet Ibrahim to take back my harry potter book that I lent him... That book very precious wor... its my birthday gift... haha. Den he ask me later got do anything... If nth to do den go watch movie with him. I nv watch movie with him b4 so I agreed lor... We went to watch Amityville Horror. Quite scary lar. Cos the ghost keep on suddenly appear one... Den when the ghost appear, they will play a damn loud noise... Den u will kenna shock... lolz. The movie was nice. The house was quite nice too... I wish to have such a house... of cos without the ghost lar... lolz.

Tuesday ( 17 May )
Tonight work again... 7-11pm... Sianz. Tomolo have to go orientation. I haven plan the time yet... Den the more ivan and jack bro sms me, I realise the more early i have to get up... I forgot to put in a lot of factor like time wasted for waiting for MRT and time needed to walk from YCK MRT to NYP... In the end I realise I must wake up by 7am... Sianz. I work until 11... go home already 12am... Bath liao is like 12.30am liao lor... So little sleep... lolz. Lucky tonight not much customer... Den I today everything very quickly... Quickly take setting, set table... standby setting, vacumm floor... Everything chiong one... lolz. Den I do finish my sect I went to help jojo clear VIP room. She told me next month start dinner will sell ala carte nia... No more buffet... So my job will be damn easy compare to now. Jus take order, send to their table, serve 1 time nia... Den can wait to clear table liao... lolz. So easy compare to now... Hai~. Den after that 10pm++ the stupid customer sit there so long don wan to leave... they sit until like 10.30pm... Sianz... By the time I vacumm finish is like 11pm liao lor. Sianz.

Wednesday ( 18 May )
1st day of orientation. Heard from my OGL that my course got 80ppl and only have 4 gals. Sianz. Den I realise we got 4 class... Each gal in 1 class... More sianz. But my classmate quite friendly one lar... We went into the auditorium... I jus sit down nia den they start to ask for names and contact number liao... lolz. Still got naruto fan inside... Cool. Den watch some talk or something lar... All very boring... Only the WCG thing is interesting... lolz. Den lunch time we ate Macdonalds. It was pathetic... McChicken is like 2 piece of bread and 1 chicken... Fullstop... no veggie... Den no salt for fries... Sian rite? lolz. Den we keep on playing ice-breaker games lor. My classmate all have common topic... Games... lolz. Even the one and only gal in our class also got play game de... Haha... no wonder we all are in DET... lolz. Den got 1 is from yishun town so i guess he lives near me bah... and 1 from orchid park. I tried to talk to orchid park one... he don wan to reply me... he say he not orchid park de... Den i thought i hear wrongly lar... den we play ice-breaker again... Den i realise y the orchid park one don wan to talk to me... HE IS MY PRI SCH CLASSMATE ALARIC. stun... lolz. I was not close to him during pri sch... so i forgot his face liao... Until he say his name in ice-breaker... Den i remember him... lolz. Den after ice-breaker he ask me I from xishan izzit... Arg... lolz. Den we choose an IC, secretary (the gal kenna of cos... secretary leh... u think wat? lolz.) and class treasurer... all are selected by our sabo skill... everytime whole class jus sabo one... lolz. Den also choose dancing one and 90 secs of fame. Den after orientation end, meet wif ivan and jacks and go home together...

Thursday ( 19 May )
2nd day of orientation... I still cant remember everybody's name. Nobody wan to do dancing and 90 mins of fame. Siang hao sacrifice himself to be dancer... Im impress... He's a nice guy. Den our IC andy and li hao went to take part in 90 mins of fame. Also very brave wor. I hum lar... sit behind and watch.... lolz. Den we learn how to access sch website... den got maths quiz. I pengz... all forgot... my class many maths very pro... I think I weakest. The cut off point of my course is the point I got... I felt very sad lor... If i know COP is so low i wont join DET... Comfirm tio tok one... I don wan to be last in my class... sob... I wan change course... a course with higher COP and more gals... Nursing~~~ lolz. Xiangzhou... I wanna be ur classmate... lolz. Den after quiz we play games with other DET class... got one guy came up and intro himself as yoda from jedi council... pengz... lolz. Den after orientation meet ivan and jacks again... realise they did maths for nearly whole day... sianz. My course very nice... morning we attend lesson that teach wat is cpu, gpu, ram, this and that... I know all those lar... but teacher teach is more clearer wat... lolz. At least more interesting than maths lesson. Den my teacher start to say this course require maths... now den say... y don u wait until i die den say... If i know need good maths i wont join lor... my maths so lousy... emaths still can lar... Amaths is CMI... lolz.

Friday ( 20 May )
Morning we play incredible machines... puzzle game for com one... qutie fun lar... I team with rudy and alaric... Alaric was like a wood. He only know how to yeah~~~ Most of my classmate damn evil lor... keep on tease the IC... his yeah~~ was part of the cheer mah... they keep on saying his yeah is like pushing shit like that... keep on boycott him... So evil... Sianz. Den that alaric during the whole incredible machine game he jus sit there and yeah~~~... He did nth to help solve the puzzle lor... only when he yeah~~~ hor, he become very enthusiastic. Sianz. Den me, justin, rudy and gabriel kenna summon to help deco the dancer. Go there help deco lor... Den eat lunch... den go collect lanyard... den play mass game with all DET ppl. We play the stupid killer number... my class very jian... keep on slowly increase the number by 1... until reach next class den we cut the number by half... den ppl from next class kenna lar... Den our class start to yeah~~~ again... We all are sicked ppl. Im not... Im jus psyco... not sick... lolz. Den later go auditorium watch the dancing... den tea break... den watch 90 mins of fame. Got ppl singing song... the tempo not correct... maybe nervious lar... the qi li xiang one play guitar very long the singer no sing... lolz. Den my class one is the lamest... bah bah black sheep... and the I am cow song... but they very brave le lar... got courage go up sing bah bah black sheep infront of 1200++ ppl... Actually this sing the "I am cow" song can le... jus ask AVA play the music lar... that song very nice... lolz. Den last day orientaion finish liao lor... Our OGL are very nice ppl... haha... lucky got thier email address... next time can chat... Went home and play ryoko TD... we I finally cleared it with jack chee... muhahahaha... we are pros... lolz...

Happy mother day... wait... its not very happy at all...

Saturday ( 9 May )
Today is mother day eve. I'm not looking forward to it... I have to work tonight. At 1st today no need to work de... Den my manager michelle ask me to work... I know kang was working today so accompany him lor. Afternoon went to zacker house to help him on install the ogg player on his phone so that he can play music... Wah... recently everybody change phone... His N6670 was nice... But I like N7610 more... haha. Den at night went wif kang to COCA. We went in thru the front door and talk cock with cynthia... We told her table for 2 person...lolz. Den she stun us back by saying... Sorry sir... tonight full liao... 8.45pm got space... U wan? Arg... Shit... Full house... Sianz... Kang was working at 6pm... I was at 7pm... Den at 6pm James saw me standing in kitchen... He ask me got work or not... I say 7pm lar... I came early wif kang... Den he kao pei say we don dare to come work alone izzit? Bah... U are jus jealous of our friendship...lolz. Went to sit at kitchen there and listen to mp3... Was in a half asleep half awake mode...lolz. Den 7pm I start to work. I do pickup... Pickup is actually a easy job... But den today full house so very fucked up. I keep on runing around whole restaurant to deliver the dishes... Den every section very scary... I walk into sect C and got 3 table call me... I walk into VIP section den 3 out of 5 room order from me... Den I very busy liao... Den I think I forgot a lot of order... Zzz... Den like near 10pm den most of the customer went home... At 10pm still got like 3 or 4 table on Sect A lor... I went to guard sect A... lolz. I work until very angry... Damn tired lor... plus all customer see me like see god... keep on calling me... Zzz... Jojo also work until piss off. When jojo saw new customer came in, she made a fucked up face behind customer's back... lolz. Our manager also heartless de lor... Be so fucked up busy liao still let new customer in... Den table cloth haven put customer already sit down at there liao... No setting, no pot and no soup... Everything don have... Den like very messy lor yet they keep on pushing customer in... COCA actually quite a fucked up and tired job lor... Thats y I never recommand this job to any frens... I don wan to harm my frens... I stay at COCA is becos the kitchen aunties all treat me very nice... And all the waiter, waitress manager and cashier all very nice... Except Jojo who sometimes is sacarstic but now we work very long le she treat me still ok lar... Everytime jiao whey with me... All are very nice except that zhao qun... Asshole... My impression of him is not very good... I rather work with jojo than him...

Sunday ( 8 May )
Today is mother day. I'm tired. Very very tired. So tired I forgot to set alarm clock to wake up. I still have to work today. I was too tired becos yesterday I was working until 11pm.. Den reach home 12am, rest awhile, watch a little bit tv... den 1am den sleep... Lucky today before 9am I auto woke up... MRT was damn crowded... And yet they say they don earn enough... bullshit. I can hardly find a space to stand... 12pm start to work... Today also damn crowded... I suddenly realise a thing. Singapore kids are HEARTLESS... With this kind of fucking hot weather, they bring their mom to COCA to eat STEAMBOAT... How thoughtful(sacarstic tone). I work until wanna faint... So many customer... And we have less staff working cos its afternoon nia... Zzz... I work until wanna die... Don feel like talking... I keep on working like a robot... Den jojo bo liao say hi to me... I nv reply her... Den she say y I nv reply her... I told her I wanna die le... I am going to be the 1st COCA staff to die in the restaurant... Den she keep on kar jiao me... -_-" I work until 4pm still working. Jojo suddenly say "U wan me to die izzit?" From her face i also can tell she also tired liao... lolz. She ask me to work 2nd round... work tonight... I mmediately reject... I wanna die liao stil work... She very desprate need ppl... she even offered me to work 5pm to 9pm... Actually can conisder cos only after 7pm den is peak hour so I only work 2 peak hour... But my dad wan me go home celebrate monther day so bo bian I reject... lolz. Den went home... went out to eat lor... blah blah blah... my bro ordered the 933 golden pillow bread... the bread is crap...lolz. Taste like a lot of flour...lolz.

Monday ( 9 May )
Kang early morning told me his house no electricity... wanan come my house...lolz. Den he came lor... We take turn play lancraft... Found this really nice map call Ryoko TD... Nice... Kang say last time we play b4 with zhao... But I don remember... But I remember zhao's tactic to build the towers... Zhao last time very talented in warcraft one wor...lolz. He play every map also very pro... lolz. Den me and kang play until like 3 pm den we stop cos my bro wan use com... We went to play ps2... play marvel vs capcom 2... Ended up in a draw... Zzz... Den play naruto... I more pro in naruto...lolz. Den after that kang went to work... I play warcraft again... Den play with jack chee... play until 1am...lolz. I was chatting on msn while playing... lolz. Si bei pro...

Tuesday ( 10 May )
Meeting my usual gang of frens at Mac at 10am... I was late... Kang was later... lolz. Den we sit at Mac talk cock until got Mac staff come shoo us... lolz. Den we went to sch... collect the O lvl cert... CS nearly cannot collect cos he forgot bring IC and he lost his ez-link... lolz. Den he talk cock very long den managed to take the cert... lolz. Den we went to northpoint and eat at sakura... The food very spicy... Very nice but I cannot tahan... lolz. I drank 3 cups of ice water... lolz. Felt very full...lolz. Den we went to MRT station to make poly ez-link card... I haven make lar... I every week got go coca... go coca den shun bian go make... Den we decided to go see movie... Hui yuk and jie qi went to town... Den we went to watch house of wax... the super bian tai show... The show was really perverted... lolz. There were glueing of mouth, cutting of finger, cutting legs with scissors, pulling of the skins of ppl head, breaking ppls head... this and that... Pervert... lolz. The most ke lian guy is that black guy... He jus wanted to have sex with his galfren... thats all he ask for... is that too much? He died b4 he get the chance to have sex... lolz. Suay. Moral of the story? U wan have sex den do it... don care about the farking background music... lolz.

Singapore Idol... Chio bu sia

Monday ( 2 May )
Today is a public holiday... And I am still going to work... Zzz... Den michelle ask kang go VIP and I went to Sect C... The restaurant was quite busy... I came out from kitchen and saw new customer sitting there... Den dunno they take order liao or not... Den help them pour chilli. Den got a gal sitting there very "attractive". She look quite chio lar... but she put on black lipstick... look like some type of ghost... but very attractive...lolz. Den the singapore idol, daphne khoo, came and sit on that table too... At 1st I also dunno she is Singapore idol... cos I never watch singapore idol mah... den my boss say that table got singapore idol... he ask me i dunno meh... lolz. I really dunno... lolz. I only know she looks very chio. Den she smile at me... very cute sia... lolz. Den that michelle wanted to trick me.... Ask me go to that table top up ice water... say wat give me chance to see her... BULLSHIT. I told her I rather don see her... lolz. Bah... u want me to work jus say lar... say until so nice... give me chance see her... pui... liar... lolz. Den after that table left den I clear up my whole section liao... Den slack lor.. Den finally saw kang... he like trap in VIP room for few hrs... lolz. Den that zhao qun si bei fucked up. I walk past him... den he told me last order liao... Den he was standing jus beside the customer table liao... but he fucked up go and push me to the customer table... KNN... push me... CCB... Fuck sia... HE is fucking lazy, fucking love to eat, fucking eat a lot, fucking attitude and lastly, he has a fucking qian da face. Den after work walk to bugis with kang... den bugis so many ppl... so we went home instead... Kang show me a book to make ice-cream... and so we went to NTUC to find vanilla essence, caster sugar and double cream... We very lucky... anyhow walk also find it... but jus cant find double cream... Zzz. Den went home and rest awhile... Den went to watch movie again...lolz. Watch with zacker, edmund and yuan hao... we 4 yrs no see each other le... We went to watch xXx:2... Very nice sia.. Damn exciting... lolz.