Infection

Friday ( 22 April )
Few days ago ask lingz where got sell nice t-shirt and she told me bugis so I decided to go bugis today with her. But she was working so she told me find saw hui cos saw hui today study until like 12pm only. I sms saw hui at 12.30pm and she reply she was at bugis with tyng liao... Wah kao... Fly to bugis one ar? lolz. Den kang say wanna come my house to borrow game and shun bian eat lunch at my house. After he came den angie also wanted to come my house cos she wanted to go bugis too. Den angie and me sit there watch kang eat lunch... lolz. Den angie saw my tv rack there got inuyasha vcd so she ask me I got inuyasha izzit? I reply NO...lolz. Den later we 3 went to bugis together. Reach there den try very hard to find saw hui and tyng. Den we saw tyng outside a toilet waiting for saw hui. Den we waited for quite long so I talk cock say saw hui was giving birth inside the toilet...lolz. When she came out, I jus ask her izzit a male? Den she started to beat me... so violent... lolz. Den we 5 walk walk around bugis lor. Den we spend like 2 to 3 hrs there... I bought 4 shirt... Den went home... watch tv, play ps2, sleep.

Saturday ( 23 April )
Download shaman king comic to read. Shaman King quite interesting... The main character is ultra slack... Jus wat I wanna be too...lolz. Den afternoon play DOTA... Den play until very exciting and my hp rang. DOTA was at climax so I was not concentrating on the phone call. Tiffany called me say next saturday I can sub micheal at night or not... Den I anyhow agree... Den she hang up le... Den after the game den I realise wat shitty job I jus agreed to do... lolz. Saturday night comfirm a lot of ppl... plus if I work 7-11 they surely make me vacumm de... baka. Fallen into a trap... lolz.

Sunday ( 24 April )
Zacker ask me go see movie. His laptop got problem connecting to wireless network...He felt very sad... So he don wan stay at home to see his laptop...lolz. Den ask RQ and edmund to go too. We are best friend since pri 3... haha... So long ago lor... Too bad edmund got to work... so in the end I go with zacker and RQ. Went to watch infection. Infection is not bad nia... so so lor. The plot is quite confusing... In the end, u will realise that u dunno the whole movie is real or is it jus a dream... But the hospital is quite creepy lar... Especially at night when there is not much ppl. Den after movie we walk home together. Den RQ started to sneeze... Den zacker say he tio infection liao... lolz. Den we was walking pass xishan pri sch so we ask him the logo wat colour. He say green and red den me and zacker reply him its blue... lolz. Its becos the infection movie is saying the people who kenna infected will see red colour as green colour... Its quite creepy lor... Near the ending part a female doctor kenna... Den she saw the ambulance is green colour light... I feel that scene is very creepy... haha.

Monday ( 25 April )
LiYing actually jio us to go eat at COCA... Den we wanted to ask ivan along to go eat... den later go bugis see clothes... But Ivan don wan to go... Den we felt very sianz... so in the end we put aeroplane on liying...lolz. Den evening I went to work at COCA... Not much customer again. Den after 7.30pm den got 4 tables in my section. Den got a guy si bei fucked up. The steamboat was boiling liao and yet he never open the lid... Den the bubbles sort of overflow lor... Den I saw liao quickly go open the lid lar... Den some soup overflow out lor. Den he ask me y like that one... I reply maybe we put too much food inside so the thing overflow... Den that fucker ask me ' Den whose fault is this? " He sounded like its my fault lor. Fuck u. 1st, not I serve u de lor... dunno who serve u de... I came out from kitchen and u were sitting there liao. 2nd, too much food causes it to overflow is only part of the real answer... The other part of the real answer is becos u retard... U see got bubbles form liao u must open the fucking lid... Not wait until the whole pot is full of bubbles den open... U think u making bubble tea ar... Fuck u... Give me lan jiao attitude... KNN... piss me off. Den lucky thing was all customer left by 9.30pm... Den very bo liao so I talk to tiffany lor... Ask her how much captain pay is... den being captain stress or not... Den y company y like so little full-time... lolz. Den she quickly ask me wanan do full-time or not... I quickly reject... lolz. Den talk cock with her... lolz. She more friendly lar... We got 3 captain. Jojo is the super sacarstic one... but her charcter still ok lar... Tifanny more friendly... Sharon is like those heck care type... lolz.

Shocking New Year

Wednesday ( 13 April )
Went to collect med report from SATA with chee. Collecting the stupid report is damn troublesome. Go and die lar SATA. Den went to work directly. Reach COCA earlier by 1 hr 30 mins. Buy newspaper to read...lolz. Nothing much happen during working time. Den after work I was walking with cynthia and jenny. We saw a si bei chio dog... lolz. Cynthia seems to like cats and dog a lot...lolz. Den jenny suddenly shouted. I look around and saw a guy kicking something on the ground. At 1st I thought that guy was kicking a dog or something. Den jenny say is the person was kicking another guy... stun. She say got 1 person run from behind and kick the guy's head and the guy fell down... Den a 2nd attacker came and kick him a few more times b4 running away. I saw the 2nd attacker nia. Wah... Xia Si Wo Le... lolz. Lavender so dangerous de... lolz. Den jenny and cynthia jus stand there... like dunno wana or don wan to help like that... lolz. Actually we are quite far away from the victim lor... and we saw someone help him to a nearby bench so I decided to go home. Reason is becos 1st, I not from st john... I cannot help him... 2nd, got 2 attacker... I 1 person only... jenny and cynthia both are not tigeress... comfirm cannot fight de.. lolz. Den we 3 walk away lor... Den we saw a ambulance nearby... I decided to go and ask them for help lar. I went near the ambulance and saw someone also got some injury form fighting lar... But its minor injury and that person don wan go hospital wat... So i thought since the ambulance is empty, u can take the victim we jus saw to hospital wat... But when i told the 1 of the medic, he told me go call police. FUCK YOU. That victim got kick until fall to the ground and nv got back up leh... Dunno izzit wanna die liao... U still ask me go call police... When police come maybe he die liao lor. Very shit lor. That medic give me those kind of heck care tone. I decided to go home liao... I also heck care. Its none of my farking business... Even medic don care liao y should I care? Den suddenly a chio medic say she will go check it out... Chio bu is more caring... lolz. Den she and another medic go to check lor. We bring them to where we last saw the victim. The victim was lying on the bench with one of his eyes there bleeding... So ke lian... The medic called for another ambulance... Den we all walk home lor... nth much we can do... Since medic was with the victim so i guess he will be fine. Cynthia say today was Thai's new yr so got ppl fight... WTF... new years mean can beat ppl meh? I dunno lar... But I only know in northland u will get wacked when its ur birthday... lolz.

Thursday ( 14 April )
Also went to COCA to work... Sianz... Den next day there will be people coming to clean carpet so today we have to put all the chairs on top of the table. Den also nth much happen. Went home with cynthia. She treat me eat bread... haha... she is so nice...lolz. Actually COCA got many extremly good ppl... Or else I will find other part-time job lor.

Friday ( 15 April )
Decide to go to NYP to hand up the enrolment today. After much consideration and asking around, I have decided to join either Internet club ot Harmonica ensemble as CCA. Internet club should be like I.T club in northland... Super slack... Sit there blow air-con nia... lolz. Den I thought of next time when u start to work hor, u wont get time for things such as CCA de lor. This may be our last time to have a CCA so I decided to learn some musical instrument. I thought of piano or harmonica... I got borrow piano book from chee hau but I don have real piano so cannot practice... Den I thought harmonica not bad lor. Its small so can bring anywhere easily... For example, can bring to chalet to play... so chalet wont be so boring. But if learn piano or guitar hor, both so big... guitar can bring lar... but its still very big lor... like carrying 10 pieces of bricks... lolz. Den arrange to meet sheng and ling for lunch. Den went to NYP to throw the stupid enrolment package. Den we meet tyng and went to sim lim. I love sim lim... lolz. Everything they sell I also interested... lolz. Went to see laptop. All laptop price drop by $100 since I saw them last month... Stunner... So fast de... Saw apple ibook... So chio... I still like the operating system a lot... very simple and chio. Den we meet a ngee ann poly student there working as sales... He is a very nice guy... lolz. He offer to cut price for the laptop I wanted from $2300 to $2100... And he say ngee ann can watch DVD in library one... Wah... I wan change sch liao... lolz. Den went to walk walk with them... Den eat dinner... Den went back to yishun. Lingz wanna play mahjong... but we cant find 4th player... so decide to go home. Saw hafiz and jalilah... Den later saw kairul... Wah... 1 day see so many ppl... haha... so lucky.

Saturday ( 16 April )
Mandy showed me the price of laptop offered by NYP... BULLSHIT... The price is really like shit. For the same performance, RP student can get it for like around $1600 whereas we are paying $1999 for it? Bullshit. RP laptop price really nice lor. The Fuji one like $2000 can get very good performance plus its light... NYP go and die lar. I rather go sim lim buy the $2100 one... Even if they charge me usual price of $2300 its also worth it lor... Its better than the NYP laptop in every aspect. I felt like changing sch liao...lolz. Den afternoon went to zhao house to play mahjong. His bro got class one... listen to classical music... lolz. Den mahjong I lose a lot this time... Zzz... Lost $5... Nearly lost $10 one... lucky near the end I got 4 tai and zi mo somemore... got back $4.80... So lost $5 nia... arbo I wanna jump liao...lolz. And I finally found another program to substitute lancraft liao... Now I can play online warcraft liao... play 1st map and was the top player... muhahaha... tyco. lolz. So fun... I miss warcraft... lolz.

Enrolment Package

Thursday ( 7 April )
Went to NYP with kang becos he wanna appeal. Den the women at NYP very stunner... Everything also say she dunno. If she dunno then who will know? Lol. Then after that we went to play LAN at Dhoby Ghaut. We were very suay... There was police there catching little kids who were underage. Damn thoses little kids... Act like pest. If you are underage, stay at home and drink milk. Don't ever come to LAN shop unless you are over 16... :p Those pest destroy my gaming mood. Sianz. At 1st we don't know got police. We just started to play when a women suddenly ask us to stop our game. I wanted to slap her face. We got pay money one lor. And the computer got timer de. We are being charged money per sec... And you ask me to stop... Siao ar? you pay for me izzit? Den Raj thought that women was a teacher because she was surrounded with kids that obviously look like primary sch kids...lolz. In the end Raj show the police IC to prove that we are over 16 so we can play in peace... Played 3 rounds of DOTA... DOTA rulez... lolz. I was the top scorer for last round... muhahaha... Sand king power ar... lolz. Den went to yishun library to borrow books. Haha... Borrow 4 book about making computer games one... I wanna work hard for poly... lolz. Den return home and saw my enrolment package. Finally.

Friday ( 8 April )
Today got to work at 12pm to 4pm. Jenny was a bit stun. She thought I blur blur and come at wrong time. Today is the 1st time I work in afternoon... haha. Afternoon was damn easy job. Less things to ask when people order buffet. There was also less customer. And COCA got new staff... Awud... I think his name is like that spell lar... Quite a friendly guy...haha. Den nothing to do after all customer had left so Jojo ask me go and wipe the glass panel... Zzz...

Saturday ( 9 April )
Went to work again. Today also work 12-4. Saw many chio bu on mrt. Saw 3 leh... Wah~~ I wanna work at afternoon liao so that I can see more chio bu. Lolz. Den today is my turn to vacumm... So sianz. I hate vacumm. Zzz.

Sunday ( 10 April )
Marvin called me to go meet him and take my pay check. So lame. $30++ nia still write check. His boss brain got problem. Den talk cock with marvin lor. Den went to the vcd rental shop near gurdian. So lame. Don have much cartoon. Got naruto... But I watch all liao... lolz. Den I realise marvin is f**king tall. He can reach the top of the shelf while I can barely touch it. NOOOO... Its not fair. Wat the hell did he eat? Why grow so tall one? lolz. Den went to guardian to look for saw hui. Talk cock with her and send her home. Den my dad send me to work on his bike... about 20 mins can reach lavender liao. I also wanan buy a bike when I grow up...haha. MRT so slow... go and die lar... lolz.

Monday ( 11 April )
Planned to go check-up at wednesday with lingz, cs and ming huang. Den I tried to ask jack bros along but they wanna go today. So I decided to go with them lor... Den ming huang also wan. I sms lingz but she no reply. Went to woodland SATA. Saw angie there. Stun. I thought I see wrongly. Jian gui le... LOLZ. Den got many ppl at the stupid SATA. The queue was long until elevator there...Zzz. Lucky my phone got mp3 player...lolz. After 30 mins den we managed to stand at the entrance there... -_-" Very bo liao during Q up so we look at the lower floor and we saw the Easy Cut or something lar. The cut hair in 10 mins one. We saw the female barber took out something that looks lke stocking... And we all suddenly remembered "ru hua"... LOLZ.
The check-up was slow... Especially the height and weight test. The x-ray was super fast...lolz. The doctor counted 1, 2, 3, u can go liao... Stun... haha.

Tuesday ( 12 April )
Went to Zhao's house to play mahjong. Kang went there to play DOTA... DOTA freak... lolz. Vincent lose until wanna take off pants. Den zhao go help him... Zhao very siao one... 2 times got 4 tai... We pay until siao... lolz. In the end I win $1.40 nia... Should have win more de... But zhao last round help vincent and he 2 times got 4 tai le... So lucky. Vincent can go jump liao... lolz. Den after that me and Ivan went to look for games. I finally found harvest moon for ps2... Yeah~~. Den I bought 6 games for ps2... $40 gone... Vomit blood. Went home and try God of War. Very Fun. Very violent. And got naked women... Stun... Den can have sexual intercourse de... Stun X2... lolz. Do finish can gain energy de... Stun X3... lolz. Really stunner. But I like his weapon... A bit like "shuang jie gun"... Can swing de... lolz.

Lame jokes

I found a few lame jokes on the net so I'm sharing it here...lolz

Topic : Who Invented Braised Duck ("Lu Ya")?How can anyone come up with an innovative dish like that? Here's what I found out:
The original Braised Duck was invented by a holy man call Harlay. (Pronounce as "Ha Lei)
Wonder why? You know the holy song...Hallelujah? It goes like this: Hallelujah! Hallejulah! (Pronounce as "Ha Lei Lu Ya") Translation: Harlay's Braised Duck (Ha Lei Lu Ya). The Hallelujah song is to commemorate Ha Lei for coming up with such a wonderful dish, which after thousand of years today, we chinese still enjoy.



Topic : Do you know who invented the "7 Days Per Week" System?Hee...I did some research and found out that the person was Li Bai. Yup, That famous poet from China History...Mr. Li Bai, surprising right? Wonder why?
We always say "Li Bai Yi" (Monday), "Li Bai Er" (Tuesday), "Li Bai San" (Wednesday)...
This proves that Li Bai is the one who invented this system. That's why it's "Li Bai" 1, 2, 3...etc...



Topic : If you live in Yew Tee, beware!I heard lots of incidents happen in that area, old people are especially vunerable as they always fell down and break their bones.
Yew Tee floor are very oily (You Di, aka Oily Floor). So, for those living in that area, please be very careful. It's easy to slip when you're walking on oily floor.



Topic : La la la...There was once a young man who, in his youth, professed his desire to become a great writer.
When asked to define great, he said, "I want to write stuff that the whole world will read, stuff that people will react to on a truly emotional level, stuff that will make them scream, cry, be terrified, and howl in pain and anger!"
He now works for Microsoft writing error messages

Techmax

Wednesday ( 30 March )

Went to work at Techmax... Zhao is working at that company... There was zhao, cs, kang, ivan and me... Cs and me are both noobs... haha... Den 1st day go there a bit blur... Started with the phone calling job... Lucky got script... Everything write nice nice le... So I jus put the script infront of me, and then start calling ppl... "Hello, Mr XXX ? I'm calling on behalf of Mircosoft... blah blah blah" So lame... lolz. I called until a bit nua...haha... My neck hurts from all the phone calling...haha...

Den we went for lunch... The prawn noodles was nice...haha. Den went back and start to make phone call again... Den after like 1 hr they ask us to stop calling... Den they ask us to go to suntec to set up the event or something bah... Take taxi there... can claim de...lolz. Den at 1st like nth much to do... Den after that we start to put the paper and stuff into the files... There were 1200 files to do... Zzzz. After 2 to 3 hrs, we managed to finish 500 files for 1st batch... Sianz. Den we thought not enough paper liao... So me and Ivan went to photocopy the paper while CS went to buy help dinner... The photocopy shop we went to wrote "Look here --> CLOSE" Sounds very hostile to me... lolz. Den I thought of going back empty-handed is very sucky... So I go ask the auntie lor... scold scold lar... I don care le... But the auntie agreeded to help us photocopy... heng ar... lolz.

The dinner was sponsored by the company...lolz. Poor CS... he went to buy more food cos not enough... Den ivan very wei da... go accompany him... lolz. After dinner we continue with the files lor... Do until 10.30pm den finish... Zzzz... Actually not very tired... Its exciting... LOLZ... Especially the filing part...lolz. We all file like robot... keep on doing the same thing for 1200 times... lolz.

Thursday ( 31 March)

Went to orchard to watch hitch... Hitch quite lol... Den went to walk walk... Went to HMV and saw naruto sound track selling at $70... OMG... lolz. So exp sia... At 1st I saw pokemon album selling at $70... I was thinking wtf? Y so exp... CD use gold to make one ar... But den i think all thoses CD are imported from jap... thats y so exp... Saw Gundam Seed album too... also like $70... Zzz... No wonder ppl go download... 1 CD $70... pui... sucks... lolz. Den bought a naruto mouse pad... muhahahaha... Den went to far east to look for gay marvin...lolz. So bo liao... talk about poly... den about maple... so lame... haha.

Friday ( 1 April )

Wah... saw the legendary fortune teller that zacker told me about. So accurate... lolz. I mean zacker... The fortune teller say his from india... I think is bullshit... He jus show a name card writing XXXXX (India)... -_-" Name card is u make one lor... I also can put YanLong ( Heaven)... Does that mean I came from heaven? LOLZ. Next he told me from my head, he can see that I got cheerful aura... Den this yr I will have 3 good things happen to me... He say got 2 gals who will like me... But I will only like one... So he ask me give him paper so he can calculate out which is the real gal I would really love... Stun... Hold on... I don even have 1 gal who like me... den how can I choose if I don even have one? LOLZ... Lame... haha...

Actually that same fortune teller went to zacker house a few weeks ago... Said the same thing to zacker...lolz... 3 lucky things... blah blah blah... Den zacker alerted me to the scam liao... So when that guy came I was laughing in my mind...lolz. I actually wanna con him back de... I wanted to say both gals I also wan... lolz. Or maybe tell him I am gay... Den can see his stun face... LOLZ. Anyway, he ask for donation so I donate $2 for him to buy lunch... Den zacker say wait lunch time I buy chicken rice while the fortune teller buy fish and chip...LOLZ.