Lame jokes

I found a few lame jokes on the net so I'm sharing it here...lolz

Topic : Who Invented Braised Duck ("Lu Ya")?How can anyone come up with an innovative dish like that? Here's what I found out:
The original Braised Duck was invented by a holy man call Harlay. (Pronounce as "Ha Lei)
Wonder why? You know the holy song...Hallelujah? It goes like this: Hallelujah! Hallejulah! (Pronounce as "Ha Lei Lu Ya") Translation: Harlay's Braised Duck (Ha Lei Lu Ya). The Hallelujah song is to commemorate Ha Lei for coming up with such a wonderful dish, which after thousand of years today, we chinese still enjoy.



Topic : Do you know who invented the "7 Days Per Week" System?Hee...I did some research and found out that the person was Li Bai. Yup, That famous poet from China History...Mr. Li Bai, surprising right? Wonder why?
We always say "Li Bai Yi" (Monday), "Li Bai Er" (Tuesday), "Li Bai San" (Wednesday)...
This proves that Li Bai is the one who invented this system. That's why it's "Li Bai" 1, 2, 3...etc...



Topic : If you live in Yew Tee, beware!I heard lots of incidents happen in that area, old people are especially vunerable as they always fell down and break their bones.
Yew Tee floor are very oily (You Di, aka Oily Floor). So, for those living in that area, please be very careful. It's easy to slip when you're walking on oily floor.



Topic : La la la...There was once a young man who, in his youth, professed his desire to become a great writer.
When asked to define great, he said, "I want to write stuff that the whole world will read, stuff that people will react to on a truly emotional level, stuff that will make them scream, cry, be terrified, and howl in pain and anger!"
He now works for Microsoft writing error messages