Sorry Santa... She forced me to lie

Today all the directors and manager of COCA is here for meeting... And I got dragged into the stupid meeting too... They planning to change COCA's uniform... and they had made some smaple... And guess wat... I was the test subject... Me and Li Ying kenna expt... so suay... The uniform so yucky... I look like wang fei hong after wearing it... And somemore the colour is orange... yucks... lolz.

Den after the "fashion show", I kenna shit work again... Li Rong ask me to help her do bad things...lolz. So I help her and con a stupid lady's address... She really stupid.... Believe my cock and bull story... My story so bullshit yet she believed... hai~ I think my talk cock level increase liao... can talk cock until it sounds so real...lolz. After conning the lady, I went to claim my loot from Li Rong... Managed to get a bottle of free coke...lolz

Den went home and look at my stupid PS2... I orederd it 1 week ago... drag until now that give... I already have been disappointed many times liao... So I don really expect to get it today... But I really got it today... but its still useless... It cant work properly... ta ma de... That uncle say can change for us... but need another 2 days... nua lar... Somemore he give me ps2 slim version... cost $480 leh... ta ma de... really fucked up... That uncle si bei fucked up... If I got nuclear missle I will aim his shop and shoot... lolz.

Christmas Eve... My 1st pay day...

This week quite nua lar... my stupid ps2 got lots of problem... still haven got it... hai~~ Den that day I saw a very cute baby... He keep on calling me popiah....LOLZ... Den his mom say he is acutally trying to say "bao bei ar" but he say until it sounds like popiah...lolz. Den that baby very cute... everytime he saw me he will smile... den wave his hand...lolz... so cute...haha

Den today is christmas eve... Damn busy tonight... Afternoon was so-so... but night was full house... I work until very tired... lucky there was 11 ppl working...haha... Even chris has to come down to work...haha... She works in office de... only come down when we are really busy... When I saw her I know tonight comfirm full house de... 10ppl liao still need her... must be si bei jia lat...lolz. Den kitchen also got reinforcement from taka COCA... lolz...

Den when I was doing my afternoon duty, I kenna summoned by shawn... Went in to take my 1st pay... Finally....haha... Without noticing.... I have struggled for 1 month... Finally reaping wat I sow 1 month ago...lolz. I wonder how I survived there for 1 month... And I have not seen most of my frens for 1 month le...zzz... I wan go see kung fu hustle...lolz... Anybody interested? lolz...

Den night came... Was quite busy... but not very very busy... Cos got kang who's work is to deliver the dishes....haha... Do do do den 9pm liao... Quickly ran ar...lolz... Hai.... Very tired... Whole body wanna break down liao... Came home and saw my neighbour... he say I aged a lot... lolz... I think only my body aged... my brain is still like pri sch kid...lolz.

Being a gal has a lot of advantage...

Today off day... Suppose to get my PS2 yesterday... but the stupid uncle say delayed to wed den take... Arg... So disappointed... wasted my off day. So nua. Morning watch Inuyasha... Afternoon very nua so go download new online game... Sky blade...

I choose a female chracter... give her a very female name... den play lor... den 2 boys saw me and ask me whether I was boy or gal... I played along and say I was a gal... Den he say I talk like ah lian... -_-" Den they see monster they help me fight... they say they must protect gal... -_-" See lor... My theory was correct... gals always have advantage de...

Those stupid boys are willing to die for me... hai~... Den I ask them they wanted to jio me izzit? 1 of them really want to jio me sia... ask me for email 1st... he say wanna have more frens at friendster... BULLSHIT... If I say I am a male u will tell me bye bye liao... Den he ask for hp number... I die also don wan give...lolz. I wanna be gal in my next life...haha... Den got ppl will protect me... no need work also got ppl feed me...LOLZ.

Warning... Maximum limit... Unleashing limit break

Qi si wo le... Today really is a f***ing day... Today I am working night shift after having morning shift for 1.5 weeks...lolz. Now I know y they say doing morning shift is very "hao ming"... Today si bei suay. Got a 60 pax company dinner reservation... Den their buffet diff leh... got free flow of 5 diff types of drink... Damn troublesome.

At 1st, they came in a few at a time. Den open their drinks bill one by one is wasting lots of my energy... Den after everyone arrived, I found out there was assholes in those ppl... Table 36 is filled with assholes... At 1st, they came in like a pack of hungry wolves... Den they all started to kao pei kao bu...

Assholes: Why you never server the food?
Me(thinking): Becos the farking soup is not boiling... U need boiling soup to enjoy ur steamboat...noob
Me: Oh...ok... I will serve now....

I made sure the pot was set to max temp... Den I started putting the dish in... After awhile, assholes made noise again...

Assholes: Hey... U have not on the pot... How can we eat like this?
Me(thinking): Fark you lor... I on it personally de leh... how can the farking thing be off?
Me: Oh... is it? I will check it out...

The switch was on... but the pot seems to stop working suddenly... I only went off for less than 30 secs to get them something... I dunno wat the hell they did in the 30 sec but I suspect they damage the farking pot... So I bo bian... I call my manager to change the pot... I made sure the pot was working... den I leave them to do other things until the soup boils... But den....

Assholes: Hey... The pot is not working again... If this carries on, we wont get to eat anything until tomolo morning....
Me(thinking): Fark you lar assholes... U wanna eat my shit or not? EAT EAT EAT... U all damn suay... U all come den 2 pot broke down... I think is you all retarded and damage the pot... Twice liao leh...
Me : Its damage again? Give me a moment... I will check it out...

As I go kar jiao my manager again, they all keep on kao bei kao bu... Farkers... I was really pissed off... Den they give me more crap again...

Asshole: Do you have sotong?
Me: Yes... I will go get them for you...

After I went into kitchen and took one plate of sotong out, he kao pei again....

Asshole: HUH? ONLY GOT ONE PLATE AR?
Me(thinking): Ya lar... Arbo u wan a lorry of sotongs ar?
Me: Erm...ya... If u wan more I can get it for u...
Asshole: Ok... give me 5 plates...

Stunner... I have served BIG table with 14 ppl b4... They order food also max 3 plate... This table 10 ppl nia wan 5 plates... so greedy... Went in and took the sotongs out...

Assholes: Is sea hum out of stock?
Me(thinking): No idiot... Its becos u nv ask for it so I nv bring it out...
Me: I will go into the kitchen and check....
Asshole: I wan 10 plates of sea hum and 5 plates of prawn...
Me(thinking): Kaoz... 10 plate leh... U wan 10 lorry of sea hum or not?

Went into the kitchen.... I was damn pissed off... Once I stepped into the kitchen, I started to scold all the bad word I knew... Those assholes are like 7th month ghost like that... order so much... I took the sea hum until there was not enough...

Me: Sorry but our sea hum left 6 plates only....
Assholes: HUH? OUT OF STOCK? (very very shocked voice)
Me(thinking): Of cos lar farker... U big fat ass... eat sooo much...eat more than an elephant... u order is by 10 plates 10 plates de... of cos not enough lar... CCB...
Me: Erm...ya... The kitchen is currently busy... I will help u take more once its ready...

After the table of assholes finish their meal, they give me more craps again... Especially that fat ass who give me the very very shocked tone... His face is like patrick from channel 8 7pm show... That kind of spoit brat face... Den his stupid china accent also pissed me off. I actually don hate china accent lar... my frens working there are also from china... but they sound nice with the accent... However, this asshole don sound nice with it... His spoit brat face + china accent + unreasonable request + shocking tone makes my blood boil... I was already at my limit...

Asshole: Do you have fruits? Is it included in the buffet?
Me(thinking): Noooo ASSHOLE... After eating more than a elephant, u still dare to ask for fruits?
Me: Erm...No...
Me(thinking): There is fruit in our A La cart order but I am not going to tell u... NEVER... I wont serve an asshole like u... I wont give myself more trouble.... Damn u...

And there was another ah pek who kao pei me... I was at maximum limit liao... I really wish to let him eat my leather shoe... I saw him waving his hand asking for waiter so I went there lor... Den he kao pei me wor....

Stupid ah pek(loudly): OIE~~~ I ORDERED 2 GLASSES OF BARLEY JUS NOW... WHY IS IT STILL NOT HERE?
Me(thinking): Fark you lar... CCB.... U not order from me wat... kao pei me for wat... so old le still drink such sweet drinks... later die faster ar... ta ma de...
Me: Oh...sorry... I go check it out for u....

Today really farked up lor... Den still got a family who celebrate their baby's birthday... And they stay until 10.30pm... farker sia... Usually ppl will leave after 10pm lor... They stay so long... waste time sia... All our staff changed to home clothes liao... they still don get the point... continue to take video of their baby... den take photo... Zzzz... Na bei lor... I reached home at 12.10am... TA MA DE....

Dream come true...

Today saw jack sheng on my way to work. I was sitting at MRT station listening to my mp3 and stoning... Den somebody suddenly wave infront of me... I tio stun... That somebody was sheng lor...haha... Den we ride MRT together... talk cock a little bit... Chee got popular job... Damn the stupid popular... That time I ask they say enough ppl... baka... Chee pay is same as mine... and its at yishun... so good... hai~~

I send my bro to buy PS2... And he got it...wahahaha... But I can only get it on monday... Now I very xin ji...lolz. Lucky I off tues again... can play until I song...haha... My dream come true le... haha... Now so happy... Its going to be christmas soon... should be damn busy bah... hai~~ Doomsday coming... lolz.

You are so fortunate...

Hai~ Today need to work again... Early morning... nua ar... Den I saw Jenny... The 1st thing she says to me is always " You are very fortunate hor... Everytime morning shift...." Everday she saw me she will say this... hai~ She not sian I also sian... Morning shift so good meh? They say morning shift after work can go shopping... But I seldom shopping de mah... And that concourse building... so ulu ulu... nth fun de... sian man....

And today Li Rong brought her son and daughter here to eat... She very loyal to company... off day also come here to eat...lolz. Den the one of the director si bei stunner. I was taking order from a bunch of ladies... They still deciding whether they wan buffet or A la cart... den james suddenly take buffet set and put there... I tio stun...lolz. Den they wanted a la cart so james bo bian take back buffet set... Den I heard him cursing them... "Hope ur bill come up until $200+" LOLZ... so evil sia... lolz.

Den later manager say christmas eve got party or something... and he asked us whether we knew or not... We replied dunno lar... Den he say he wanna fire cannon at captain liao... -_-" So cold... lolz. Den talk cock wif kang until my shift over... den ha li loo ya... go home lor...lolz.

Just when you tried to get it, Its out of stock...

Yesterday I reach yishun at about 7pm... Den I purposely walk to the gameshop near Mac to check out PS2 price... Wat was shocking was PS2 was out of stock. I start to panic. Due to the new copy-right law, Modding of PS2 to play pirated games is also considered illegal... And the law starts next yr... So I have to get my PS2 this yr no matter wat...lolz.

Due to this law, I only expected the shop to increase PS2 price... But now is no stock... Its terrible...lolz. My bro jus ask from the same shop about a week ago... so fast no stock le. But the boss of the shop also nua nua like that. I am customer leh... He nv bothered about me... he continue to read newspaper... Wat an ass...lolz. Saw Nintendo DS... $400... Quite exp leh... Some more the shop don have super mario DS... nua lar.

Den today chat wif zacker... found another source of PS2... The price seems extremely nice... And from wat I heard is that uncle very nice... He will sms u when new games come... wah~~~ Good service...lolz. Ask zacker help me sms that uncle see PS2 got stock or not... I don wan to make a wasted trip... But until midnight he still no reply... Maybe he kenna caught liao...lolz. I MUST GET MY PS2 NO MATTER WAT...lolz

I cannot write... I can only do...

My bro came back from Malaysia... His army camp so good... Got organise tours de...lolz. Den he bought a lot of loots home...lolz. He bought me a belt, wallet and Inuyasha VCD... He super crazy sia... He bought whole set of vcd + movies... I also heck care him lar... I think he spent his whole month pay on it bah...lolz. But now I can work night shift le... Cos I no need to chase Inuyasha anymore on TV...lolz.

Den today very lol... We were having our lunch... Den our manager started to ask me and kang whether we have GF or not... He say now teenagers have GF very common... We both reply don have lar... Den he say must "Xian Zhan Hou Zhou"...lolz. Den he ask me to teach Li Ying eng while she can teach me chi... Den can xian zhan hou zhou... -_-" Den he say cynthia is only 17 yrs old(I think she 30 to 40 yrs old le bah...lolz.) and he ask kang to go jio her...lolz. Kang told him "You go lor"... LOLZ. Damn funny. I laugh until wanna fall off chair...

Den they started to say I dunno cantonese... I am a cantonese but I dunno how to speak cantoneses lor... I only know how to listen... Den manager ask me whether I know chi or not... I told him Chi I can speak and read quite well... dunno how to write nia... Den he jiao whey... He say I was better than him... He only knew how to do.. dunnot how to write... He said he dunno how to write "love" but he knew how to make "love"...LOLZ. Today he very crap...lolz.

The Happy Mojojojo

This week dunno wat shit happen but jojo was in happy mood. No more nagging from her this week. Maybe is becos I more pro le...lolz. Den when I forgot something she teach me nicely... I also tio stun. And I saw her singing a few times... And today she even sing F.I.R's Wo Men De Ai in the kitchen... Stunner... I thought she is those sing Rong Shu Xia type...LOLZ.

Today damn suay... At 1st is kang... he tried to carry the big tray with 2 cups of barley... Den barley overturn on him lor...lolz. Next was me... I was more suay. After pouring all thoses uneaten shit inside the steamboat pot, I helped to carry the big tray back into the kitchen... Reach kitchen door there den my tray bump against the wall... And all those shit liquid overturn on me... I told jojo I was half cooked liao...lolz.

Den more stunner came by... 1st, jojo took a wet towel for me to clean myself... No scolding? lolz. Den went I went out of the kitchen, Manager saw me... He started to scold jojo... "Why let him carry the big tray? Now look at his shirt... Its dirty..." That time I thought comfirm die liao... Manager scold jojo... jojo comfirm scold me... 2nd stunner... jojo nv scold me again... she give me a toilet break... let me go toilet to clean up... 3rd stunner... after I return from toilet... the manager ask me whether I was ok... And he asked me a few times after that... "Are you sure you are ok ?" OMG... pls lor... the soup was WARM.... NOT BOILING... IT JUS STINKS...thats all... That manager thought my flesh were being corroded by the soup or something...lolz.

Zhao say job is no fun... actually not really lar... my jobs sucks becos its a bit far... I am thinking of working until chi new yr... or maybe even longer... My job let me interact with lots of diff kind of ppl. The staff there all quite ok lar... Evertime bo liao den stick near them hear them gossip...lolz. Den customer also got many types... I saw some monks b4... dunno monks or larma...lolz.

Den I saw a group of taufiq fans... They were a bunch of rich ladies... I overheard their converstaion... "I was sooo worried taufiq wont win that I voted for him 6 times...." Huh? 6 times... Is that the best u can do? 6 times? Pls lor... maximun is 500 times... And u voted 6 times and u are already bragging... And u look so rich... U should vote more mah... U thought ur SPECIAL 5 votes will made taufiq win sly by 5 votes izzit? LOLZ. Go home sleep lar... stingy auntie...lolz.

The more I think of you, The more I detest you.

Today is a great day. I have changed to morning shift. 6pm can run liao...lolz. Another great thing is that mojojojo is not around today... She is haven her off today. And the best part is I am having my off tomolo... 2 days no need see mojojojo... Thinking of this makes me excited...lolz.

1st time do morning shift... learn how to start the restaurant lor... Den eat breakfast... den start to chat wif our seniors... ask them standard Qn... age and where they live...lolz. 1 everyday go back to Malaysia... stunner. One live in yishun... Den until 11.50am den got 1 customer... All jap... I quickly run... I scare they wan that stupid bonzi( jap soya sauce)... wait i take wrong very malu...lolz.

Den today very heng... I take sect B again... peak hr 3 table only...zzz. So boring. After customers all left den I stood near door to listen to music. Den chat again.... very bo liao. Stand there and rot. My legs wan to break liao. Den captain ask us to go behind study the Menu... Finally can sit...lolz.

Waited until lunch. Eat. Start work. No customers... Stand there chat again. Went to door to stand to listen to music...lolz. Den I saw left 15 mins b4 my work is over... so I went to stand at bar there to slack...lolz. From far u will think I am working... But actually I stand there and hear cashier talk cock...lolz. Captain also very good... nv scold me for standing at bar there...lolz. Mojojojo was not here lor... If she here she comfirm kick my ass and ask me do something one... She so wicked.... lolz.

Oh...sure... No problem...

I am damn tired this few days. Especially my dear legs... Its going to break...lolz. I have been standing 10hrs everyday. 8hrs on work and 2hrs on transportation....nua ar. I have been changed to Sect C... The biggest sect in the restaurant. I like it man...lolz. At least I have something to do lor... Cos its big... Even refilling water for one BIG table can let me waste about 5mins...haha.

And I have learned a new favourite phrase... "Oh...sure... no problem"...lolz. Everytime costumers ask for something, I will say no problem. And I have put the stupid fish glue for 3 times... So little that I can count it...lolz. Kang dunno put few thousands plate liao...haha. Last time I tired once and failed.... Den I don dare to try liao... Until yesterday I saw some "white mouse" so I decided to do expt on them...haha. I did 2 plate of it and both are successful...haha... And I wasted another 5mins by putting that fish glue in...haha.

And the captain jojo is like a bit sicked... Her tone quite sacarstic... For example, I accidently place the table cloth wrongly... Den she ask me where is the door... I stunned... Den I say at there lor... Den she say the end of table cloth must face door...blah blah blah... U jus say I put wrongly can liao rite? Say so long for wat... And she everytime ask me to walk faster. Turn 1 step into 3 steps... It was about 6pm so only ONE customer was in the shop... And we already have THREE ppl in that sect to take care of the customer... So I walk slowly got wrong meh? Walk so fast do wat? I can only stand there and stare at the customer... So nua....lolz.

Having a job sucks.... Especially my job. Let me list out the cons of my jobs.

1. I have to travel 1 hr to work and 1 hr to return home
2. I have to stand for 8 hrs at work... No sitting allow except for my dinner time
3. I reach home at about 12 midnight
4. I missed out a lot of great TV shows at night... Even missed Inuyasha at 11.30pm...
5. I only have only 3 hrs to enjoy myself each day... so sad...so sad...
6. I have to keep on asking customer whether they need to add anything until they also got irritated...
7. JoJo... A little bit sicked... Everytime I saw her I tried to avoid...lolz.

But also have some pro lar...

1. Dinner provided
2. Can get free soft drink after dinner
3. The ppl working in kitchen very kind de... And got a uncle always sing xiao wei and re chu -_-"
4. Can listen to customer jiao whey...lolz.
5. Can con auntie in kitchen to give me free dessert which usually cost $4.50... lolz
6. Due to my stupid work time, I now only eat 2 meals a day... And I have to walk a lot... comfirm can slim down...lolz.

Gtg work le...zzz... So nua. Everyday slog like a bull. So ke lian.... They thought we are slave... Everything must do for them... Need me to wipe their ass or not? lolz.

1st day as a waiter

Yesterday night I could not sleep. Maybe prom and the job made me excited. Too excited... lolz. Another reason is becos my mom washed my pillow becos it stinks...lolz. Den I left with 2 other pillows... 1 too hard 1 too soft. In the end I sleep only 4 hrs. Den woke up early to play maple...lolz. Complete the party quest... yea~~

Den meet up with kang and went to lavender. We were early... Den went in early. Den kenna ask to go by side door...lolz. Went into the ultra small office...lolz. Tried the uniform...den went to locker room. Change clothes liao den went to VIP room to learn basic. Den came out and help with the christmas decoration.

This is wat I really felt after working for the 1st time. Don look down on those ugly looking christmas decoration. All the staff(including me) had a hard time trying to put them up. And wats worst was that the boss was sitting there watching us. He is a FREAK. He came in, ordered a glass of barley... and sat there giving us stupid comments on the decor... U do urself lar...
The manager also kao pei kao bu... lolz. The Assi Manager was damn cool. Real friendly... He also like to talk cock a little bit. He suan the manager by saying he will call interior decor company to help us do the decor job...lolz. Kang and me was sent to do jackie chan stunts... We have to step on the glass panel(if it breaks, we will fall from the 2nd floor down to 1st floor) to put up the stupid Merry Christmas word.

Haven know everyone working there but there are some staffs who are really friendly. The captain, assi manager, the plate-washing auntie & the auntie who guided me. Everyone working in the kitchen is very friendly...haha. We got free fruits to eat... And we can get 2 cups of free drinks too...lolz.

The auntie who guided me was very nice. She helped me a lot. She did most of the job. Cos I still blur blur. I cant even arrange the plates properly... She guided me nicely even thought I made the same mistake...haha. But now I think I know how le lar...lolz.

Today my job was damn easy. I was in section B while kang was in Sect C... B only have 7 table to take care of... And during peak time only 4 table was filled up. The auntie did most of the job. I stand there like retard only. Nothing much for me to do lor...lolz. I arrange plate only... Kang there got many ppl...lolz. But their sect got 4 ppl working... mine only 2 ppl including me...haha.

Went home at about 10.30pm... My leg wanna break already. Although nth much to do for me, I have been standing since 3pm... 8 hrs of standing... Very tired. Reach home about 12 midnight le... zzz. I have to do this for my next 7 months... Peng ar...lolz.

Prom night... The Knights and The Grass

Prom night had con us... My fren's sch is having prom at a hotel... At the price of $15 per student... And we paid $30 to go to that stupid YISHUN SAFRA... Zzz. Escort ruth there cos she dunno road...lolz. She damn evil... keeping laughing at something...lolz. Met up with vincent... den walk to safra lor... Reached there early but brother bear was already there. Sit there...talk cock and rot... Waited very long for zhao they all.

Later everyone arrived... CS look damn chio ar....nonono... I mean handsome...lolz. Went up and Q to register... Went in and started to talk craps. Nobody dare to sit beside zhao as the the seat is reserved for someone special...lolz. Someone special came and was damn stunner. Her hair was like yuna. Chio man. And zhao was SUPPOSE to be tidus... But dunno why he became a wood...lolz. Took some pics here and there.

Den the program started. Went to steal some food...lolz. Den while eating, they played a video with our pics on it...lolz. Saw vincent...haha. So touching...lolz. After that, most of the program are lame... Den started the dancing... so nua. No chio bu dance with me...lolz. That zhao suddenly go play bowling... Y leh? Becos yuna got go play mah...lolz.

After the dance, the program ended. There was hugging and photo taking session. Den went to find zhao. Den they all played bowling while I wanted to get home. I got job the next day. Escort ruth back again as she dunno how to get home...lolz. Den take the pic of the moon... damn chio leh. I wanna get a digi cam too... I wan take pics of the moon and the cloud...haha...

Walk by northland to reach home. Saw the gals toilet on 3rd and 4th floor was on. Auntie forget to close it? Or is it something else...lolz. I dunno lor. I nv saw anything...haha. Anyway, we wont be in northland liao... who cares? LOLZ. Reach home, den tried to sleep. From 12 midnight I lay on bed...cannot sleep. About 1am I use com to blog and listen to mp3... bullshit on blog... hope it ease my stress and let me sleep better...haha.

So sad... So sad...

When you feel sad, you will feel that your heart is damn heavy. You will have difficulties trying to breath normally. A haze of sadness will surround you. Nothing seems fun anymore. You will just wish to find a quite place to rest. You will want to be alone... Or maybe with a good friend who really cared for you. But you will wish to forget those people who had hurt you so much. The more you think, the more you will feel sad. Sometimes, somethings that are unreal will seems to real. It will come so close until it touches your face. But the next minute, those unreal things will start to show you how unreal they are right infront of you.

Everything is fated. What is yours will be yours. For example, you will like bird shit to drop on your head. However, the bird shit will not drop on your head but instead landed on your best friend's head. Fated is fated. If the bird shit is fated to land on your best friend's head, it will never land on your head no matter how much you try to get it to land on your head.

The time now is 1.32am in the morning and I can't sleep, I am damn hungry and I am damn thirsty... So I am bullshitting here... hope I can sleep after I have bullshitted...lolz.