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Qi si wo le... Today really is a f***ing day... Today I am working night shift after having morning shift for 1.5 weeks...lolz. Now I know y they say doing morning shift is very "hao ming"... Today si bei suay. Got a 60 pax company dinner reservation... Den their buffet diff leh... got free flow of 5 diff types of drink... Damn troublesome.

At 1st, they came in a few at a time. Den open their drinks bill one by one is wasting lots of my energy... Den after everyone arrived, I found out there was assholes in those ppl... Table 36 is filled with assholes... At 1st, they came in like a pack of hungry wolves... Den they all started to kao pei kao bu...

Assholes: Why you never server the food?
Me(thinking): Becos the farking soup is not boiling... U need boiling soup to enjoy ur steamboat...noob
Me: Oh...ok... I will serve now....

I made sure the pot was set to max temp... Den I started putting the dish in... After awhile, assholes made noise again...

Assholes: Hey... U have not on the pot... How can we eat like this?
Me(thinking): Fark you lor... I on it personally de leh... how can the farking thing be off?
Me: Oh... is it? I will check it out...

The switch was on... but the pot seems to stop working suddenly... I only went off for less than 30 secs to get them something... I dunno wat the hell they did in the 30 sec but I suspect they damage the farking pot... So I bo bian... I call my manager to change the pot... I made sure the pot was working... den I leave them to do other things until the soup boils... But den....

Assholes: Hey... The pot is not working again... If this carries on, we wont get to eat anything until tomolo morning....
Me(thinking): Fark you lar assholes... U wanna eat my shit or not? EAT EAT EAT... U all damn suay... U all come den 2 pot broke down... I think is you all retarded and damage the pot... Twice liao leh...
Me : Its damage again? Give me a moment... I will check it out...

As I go kar jiao my manager again, they all keep on kao bei kao bu... Farkers... I was really pissed off... Den they give me more crap again...

Asshole: Do you have sotong?
Me: Yes... I will go get them for you...

After I went into kitchen and took one plate of sotong out, he kao pei again....

Asshole: HUH? ONLY GOT ONE PLATE AR?
Me(thinking): Ya lar... Arbo u wan a lorry of sotongs ar?
Me: Erm...ya... If u wan more I can get it for u...
Asshole: Ok... give me 5 plates...

Stunner... I have served BIG table with 14 ppl b4... They order food also max 3 plate... This table 10 ppl nia wan 5 plates... so greedy... Went in and took the sotongs out...

Assholes: Is sea hum out of stock?
Me(thinking): No idiot... Its becos u nv ask for it so I nv bring it out...
Me: I will go into the kitchen and check....
Asshole: I wan 10 plates of sea hum and 5 plates of prawn...
Me(thinking): Kaoz... 10 plate leh... U wan 10 lorry of sea hum or not?

Went into the kitchen.... I was damn pissed off... Once I stepped into the kitchen, I started to scold all the bad word I knew... Those assholes are like 7th month ghost like that... order so much... I took the sea hum until there was not enough...

Me: Sorry but our sea hum left 6 plates only....
Assholes: HUH? OUT OF STOCK? (very very shocked voice)
Me(thinking): Of cos lar farker... U big fat ass... eat sooo much...eat more than an elephant... u order is by 10 plates 10 plates de... of cos not enough lar... CCB...
Me: Erm...ya... The kitchen is currently busy... I will help u take more once its ready...

After the table of assholes finish their meal, they give me more craps again... Especially that fat ass who give me the very very shocked tone... His face is like patrick from channel 8 7pm show... That kind of spoit brat face... Den his stupid china accent also pissed me off. I actually don hate china accent lar... my frens working there are also from china... but they sound nice with the accent... However, this asshole don sound nice with it... His spoit brat face + china accent + unreasonable request + shocking tone makes my blood boil... I was already at my limit...

Asshole: Do you have fruits? Is it included in the buffet?
Me(thinking): Noooo ASSHOLE... After eating more than a elephant, u still dare to ask for fruits?
Me: Erm...No...
Me(thinking): There is fruit in our A La cart order but I am not going to tell u... NEVER... I wont serve an asshole like u... I wont give myself more trouble.... Damn u...

And there was another ah pek who kao pei me... I was at maximum limit liao... I really wish to let him eat my leather shoe... I saw him waving his hand asking for waiter so I went there lor... Den he kao pei me wor....

Stupid ah pek(loudly): OIE~~~ I ORDERED 2 GLASSES OF BARLEY JUS NOW... WHY IS IT STILL NOT HERE?
Me(thinking): Fark you lar... CCB.... U not order from me wat... kao pei me for wat... so old le still drink such sweet drinks... later die faster ar... ta ma de...
Me: Oh...sorry... I go check it out for u....

Today really farked up lor... Den still got a family who celebrate their baby's birthday... And they stay until 10.30pm... farker sia... Usually ppl will leave after 10pm lor... They stay so long... waste time sia... All our staff changed to home clothes liao... they still don get the point... continue to take video of their baby... den take photo... Zzzz... Na bei lor... I reached home at 12.10am... TA MA DE....